I Wanna Be a Nobody Tee - Men

 Product Description:

• Classic Fit
• Crew Neck
• 100% Organic Cotton
• Heavy-Weight 230 GSM
• 4-thread Overlock Chain Stitch for Durability
• Unbleached Cotton
• Screen Printed by Hand
• Made by Nobody For Nobody

You should spend more time at the office. Why on earth would you go out in the middle of Nxwhere with all your friends? That’s time you could be spending in meetings, being productive, increasing the GDP, and maybe even impressing your manager before those quarterly reviews are here. Crafted from 100% organic cotton with heavy-weight 230 GSM fabric, this tee offers unmatched quality and comfort. The box cut silhouette and crew neck provide a modern, relaxed fit for all body types. Built to last with 4-thread overlock chain stitching, this t-shirt features a graphic that will make everyone assume you weren't breastfed long enough. Pre-washed for softness and shrinkage prevention.

Care Instructions:

• Pre-washed
• Machine wash cold with like colors
• Do Not Bleach Unless You Want To
• Hang or tumble dry on low
• Tee May or May Not Assist in Getting You Laid