this coffee? it’s the answer to the question you never asked. imagine the most profound nothingness—now pour it into a cup. it’s not here to change the world, just to sit in your mug, mocking the very idea of morning rituals. with a taste profile as complex as the meaning of life (spoiler: there isn’t one), it's perfect for those mornings when you ponder why you’re even pondering. so, go ahead, take a sip. or don’t. in the grand scheme of things, it’s all just coffee, anyway.
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